stability:

psa stop admiring shitty people and giving them fame just because they’re hot

wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

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(Source: shredbundy)

hotboyproblems:

 i want to be one of those really fit people that go to the gym everyday and eat healthy salads but im just one of those people that lay in bed all day with a packet of chips watching t.v shows 24/7

(Source: whybrandon)

theprotip:

Relationship tips here

peachymints:

Welp, I did it. I finally drew what you all wanted. Where are my fireworks.

Felt like working on mushy character interactions. I like to imagine Marshall being sweet and considerate to Gumball, instead of always the other way around. I don’t know, I’m just being really cheesy right now.

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thedorkiestviking:

forlork:

disney-pixars:

perpetualdreamings:

People who think Ariel only wanted to be human so she could get with Eric

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Fun fact: She sang “Part of That World” before she had so much as seen Eric. Eric was just the icing on the cake. 

Oh he iced her cake alright

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girl: do you have protection
guy: *pulls out sunscreen*
guy: yeah

surprisebitch:

funkybug:

sorry babe i couldnt afford an engagement ring but heres a meme i printed out and taped to a rock

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i bet you thought i wouldn’t propose

wessasaurus-rex:

How I see my friends draw 

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awwww-cute:

This little guy is always happy to see me come home

I should have kissed you harder
—Six Word Story (via latelycravingmore)

(Source: the1d975)

unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

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