imsoshive:

Low budget R&B videos be like …

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

(Source: the-average-gatsby)

getthisoff:

Everyone has a shirt that we like wearing too much

(Source: 2000yr)

mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

titytwochainz:

remember when niggas had they voicemail set up to sound like they answered the phone. like you call and it go “wassup” u start talkin and it say “sike nah this my voicemail” now u lookin dumb as hell like

farfaduvet:

That’s it

That’s the show

(Source: warpedlamp)

sasuge:

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i’m on to u 

lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

majortvjunkie:

majortvjunkie:

Amanda Bynes blocked me on Twitter after I photoshopped her face onto animals

inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

(Source: 6yr)

hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

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pan-pizza:

rusty-and-toons:

180mph:

  • AMD Radeon HD 7870 graphics card
  • At least 1TB storage capacity
  • Sleek chrome finish w/ scarlet hand-painted flames

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Stupid over rated toaster

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parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

unclefather:

Why? Who gives you the right?

(Source: plasmapanda)